I love how Eurovision out side of tumblr is like “man, this is crazy stuff” and then on tumblr it’s like “BOOOM! CRAZY VAMPIRES AND SEXUAL TENSION AND NAKED MEN AND BOOOM! YES BECAUSE WE IS EUROPE AND EUROPE IS THE THING OF THE BEST AND WE IS GOOD! INNIT! YEAH! WOOOP! LESBIANS! WOOP! SORRRY, I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER OUR EXPANDING DRESSES AND ALCOHOL-IS-FREE ZONE! BOOM!” basically… yeah..
most accurate description of this year’s eurovision i’ve read so far HAHA
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is……
so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.
the accuracy of this post is alarming.
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”
Are we going to ignore how the person who made the picture hilariously got tired of making dots and ended up with tons of little paintbrush tool lines at the end loooool